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06-21-2005, 12:09 PM
These are some of the ones I remembered to jott down--others are floating in the atmosphere. Please add your own!
\"Make sure you stay right\"--K-Ride
\"Keep it low and tight\" --Flight attendant Ruth on our seat belts
\"Where are we going again?\" --Double D in the RV on our way to Waka
\"Driving schmiving. **** that mirror and lets go\"--DD
\"My titties are on call anytime\" --EB
\"Better with titties\"--Bill
\"Here's to Good\" --Group toast
\"I think I'm starting to feel drunk\" --EB
\"Same action, different result\" --DD on ??
\"Mark did we start driving while you were still peeing?\" --Bill
\"It's hard to shake your ass when you're afraid something might fall out\"-- K Ride
\"That was some clean acid, I went straight to bed\" --Anonymous
\"How are we doing on ice man?\" --Okamike
\"You know we couldn't find pita in kansas?\" --EB
\"I've never actually bashed Canada. It's kina fun\" --Mike
\"Get your fingers out of my ****ing lasagne\" --Bill
\"Last call for ice cream\" --DD
*Also, I will have photos of a real ASSHAT soon.
K-Ride and I brought the hairy balls thread to life at Galactic as the discussion turned towards balls dipped in duck sauce. Yumm
06-21-2005, 01:59 PM
umm the quote most remembered, came from the man from the north mississippi allstars. cant remember who it was, tripping acid and all.
\" you gotta respect the kids\"
06-21-2005, 02:12 PM
\"Do those video screens add 20 pounds? I think they do.\" Jeff Tweedy right before brandishing his beer gut at 10,000 Wakarusans.
06-21-2005, 02:39 PM
Haha, ya Tweedy had some funny things to say.
\"Hey... what the.... this isn't that String Cheese Incident....\"
06-21-2005, 02:45 PM
\"IM A DISCO BALL!\"- the kid sleeping in the tent behind us
\"I've never been this drunk before\"- same kid
06-21-2005, 05:35 PM
WTF!! Team B?! We want our shirts!--1st streetteam picture meetup
06-21-2005, 05:37 PM
\"That was some clean acid, I went straight to bed\" --Anonymous
But, the orginal statement came after DD and Lynziemonster put me in Luckeestar's tent after taking some acid. I went down during Satuday Cheese set and could hear Texas and Naive Melody blended with the disco tent and yells from the freakies in my sleep. I awoke after 3 hours feeling great and saw Galactic then made my way to the campground tent for Shady Groove. dd, Soulacious and Lynz found me there at 5am.
dd asked, \"Did you take your other half ?\" and I said,
\"No, I just ate the whole thing and went to bed. That is some clean ass acid\".
I was feeling so good and Shanti gave us the goods till the sun came up finishing the set with a Shakedown jam and a Beatle's Get Back!
We were started buying beers from the street during that set. So on our way back to camp about 6:30am when Shanti was over, dd yell's, \"Who's got my 5th beer of the day ?\"
Someone out of crowd promptly rewarded him a coldie, no charge!
06-21-2005, 06:55 PM
\"I'll be stage right\" - double d
This statement was uttered a few times. Each time, stage right could have meant either side of the stage depending on what time it was, how much fun he'd had or who he said it to. When he said it to me and k-ride, we went to the wrong side. Apparently, we were having a lot of fun.
06-21-2005, 07:02 PM
for me its gotta be that guy who grabbed the mic and jumped onstage before 2nd night of Cheese.
here are some of the highlights from his passionate speech
-\"I'd like to thank all the bands, Wakarusa,.... I know Wakarusa probably won't like what I'm about to say...\"
-\"How many of you smoke pot?\" (crowd roars!)
-\"I'm sick and tired of being a consious objector!\"
that guy was awesome. He did however drag on and on while we were all waiting for cheese to come on
what a weekend
06-21-2005, 07:27 PM
from my campmates here are some memorable quotes from ME over the weekend:
\"were deep in it now\"
\"Im the It and your the THE and we are all the THING\"
\"I am the Vibe That Is\"
\"Im here at the party, at the show... I wouldnt have it any other way...\"
all of those were repeated over & over for about 4-6 hours one night I guess, I dont quite recall most of those hours tho.... (must have been the heat or beer or something...)
06-21-2005, 09:51 PM
A neighbor asks for some margarine . . .
bartstar says, \"don't be gettin all crazy with it, I mean, don't give it back with a bunch of finger marks in it...\"
06-22-2005, 02:34 AM
there was a guy outside the revival tent after late night cheese on sat walking around in nothing but boxers and white socks...
he was squishing his toes in the mud and pointing at random people and saying \"hey, gimmesumsuga\"
definitely a highlight
06-22-2005, 06:09 AM
I was wearing a Phish tshirt with the antelope on the front...as I walked by some dude, he said, \"I've got the runs like an antelope, out of control!\"
Also, I let my buddy borrow some shorts to go to the lake. When he came back, he said, \"Sorry bro, I think I sharted in your shorts.\" Of course, I promptly gave him the shorts back that he had just handed me, and then laughed my ass off!
06-22-2005, 07:26 AM
Some of my favorites:
\"Hey man, do you think I am a freak of nature?\"
\"I'm okay, but I think I hurt the fence!\"
\"Backstage they need Pop Tarts and Fruit Loops, but not the toaster oven.\"
\"But dude, hippies can sleep standing up.\"
\"The light at the end of the of the tunnel is a car!\"
\"I can't beleive I've showered everyday.\"
\"Anyone got a spare liver?\"
Too many others were forgotten in a Wakarusa haze...
06-22-2005, 08:31 AM
\"and so it begins\" - This was said anytime anything started, no matter how many times it started.
\"sounds like work to me\" - I said this anytime I had been in the sun for more than ten minutes and someone suggested doing anything, no matter how trivial, fun or necessary. This is always one of my themes during fests.
\"I got your heady napkins\"
\"I got your ganja paper plates\"
These quotes were uttered by me, JustBob, Erin, Eric and Tracy as we were driving down shakedown leaving on monday. They had leftover napkins plates plasticware etc. that we were giving away
I believe I was the one that asked for the spare liver. I know I said it at least twice. I still need one.
06-22-2005, 09:10 AM
We got to fest at 2 am saturday wen down to main stage and on the way back we pass this guy wearing only a poncho. were like \"hey whats up.\" hes like \"man i just woke up over there NAKED, i have no i dea how i got there, how i got NAKED, or where my clothes are. I found this poncho laying there, and i feel bad fro taking it but i dont wanna walk around NAKED.\" That had to be the funniest thing i heard all weekend
06-22-2005, 10:44 AM
I was comin off shakedown and some dude pulls a lollipop out of his mouth and is like \"hey man wanna lick my ganja pop?\" after refusing twice he turns around as i keep walkin and yells \"****in bitch!\"
06-22-2005, 11:09 AM
\"we really suck at being dirty hippies'
and many other variations of how we were not fitting sum stereotypes.
06-22-2005, 01:16 PM
This kid telling his friends that he got bitten by chiggers and that they dig under your skin and lay eggs. My friends and I looked at each other and just lost it.
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