Tent Lock

[sharpie]

mhmm mhmm gooooood

[lyndsayj]

This has nothing to do with my question. Our patchouli scented neighbors last year decided to defecate in their own makeshift porto and when they filled up a 13 gallons trash bag's worth, they decided to place it in our campsite behind the tires of one our jeeps. As luck would have it, we needed to jump a car early in the trip. The contents of the bag were ran over and consequently sprayed
everywhere. We tried to speak with staff but they were not touching it. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE USING ONE, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY. That has got to be one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. It's laziness, disgusting and unsanitary on so many different levels.

That sounds like a Wakarusa horror story. I want to be prepared if I see someone near by using a makeshift porta potty. What is the best course of action to take in that case? Suggestions, anyone?

[Benrdsknrd]

That sounds like a Wakarusa horror story. I want to be prepared if I see someone near by using a makeshift porta potty. What is the best course of action to take in that case? Suggestions, anyone?

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and that it isn't something you will regularly see at Wakarusa. Maybe I just find it difficult to wrap my mind around the idea of collecting your own poo and the poo of your closest friends in a 13 gallon trash bag... and then transporting it to someone else's camp.

"Excuse me sir, but what's in the bag?"

"It's poop sir."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

Yup... I still don't get it.

[Battlestarsipenastica]

Somebody was on a magic carpoo ride!

[lyndsayj]

Yeah, I guess it's pretty unlikely to happen.

[Battlestarsipenastica]

Actually flying poo seems to happen quite frequently. If they're not blowing up the poop, they're hiding it under your tires, or they're just lathering up and running about willy nilly. Either way, rest assured that

poo is near you at all times. And at any given moment that poo might want to know what kind of day you've had.

[tvguyz2007]

Pretty gross story of the stinky neighbors, for sure.

As to the best tent lock, it's the one on your car. Lock up anything valuable in the glovebox, or storage bins and lock the car. Don't walk around with every dime on your person either. Make friends with your neighbors and take turns watching each others camps. It's a team effort to keep things crime free, but observant eyes will discourage most folks from pursuing thru others camps....

Have a great Waka, these stories are the exception, not the norm here.