OK.... here it goes. i'm starting.
ralph: (in response to eating purple berries)
\"It tastes like burning!\"
OK.... here it goes. i'm starting.
ralph: (in response to eating purple berries)
\"It tastes like burning!\"
homer:
\"To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.\"
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star
Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
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"The right lane is for driving. The left lane is for passing. So stay in the right lane unless you're passing."
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Maggie's first word: Daddah
Just for interest:
- Who did the voice over for this historic event?
What is the name of the Chicago band based on this event?
Two of my favorite:
My cat's breath smells like cat food
Seymour's bladder is full. Full of urine!
HOMER: MMMMMMMM doughnuts!!![]()
errrrr. I've been so dissapointed latley with the simpsons, they should make like the Phish and quit while there somewhat ahead still
Homer: (After being thanked by Lisa) No problem, any friend of Marge is a friend of mine.
Lisa (after coming home from getting lost at the theme park - where she drank the water on the boat ride):
\"Can't talk, comin down.\"
don't get me started...
Homer: \"I've learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead\"
put good vibes in circulation~let's see who they find