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    Default Simpsons Quote Thread!!!!

    OK.... here it goes. i'm starting.

    ralph: (in response to eating purple berries)

    \"It tastes like burning!\"

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    homer:

    \"To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.\"


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    Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

    Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.


    "The right lane is for driving. The left lane is for passing. So stay in the right lane unless you're passing."

    http://www.facebook.com/travelphan
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    Maggie's first word: Daddah

    Just for interest:
    • Who did the voice over for this historic event?
      What is the name of the Chicago band based on this event?

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    Two of my favorite:

    My cat's breath smells like cat food

    Seymour's bladder is full. Full of urine!

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    HOMER: MMMMMMMM doughnuts!!

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    errrrr. I've been so dissapointed latley with the simpsons, they should make like the Phish and quit while there somewhat ahead still

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    Homer: (After being thanked by Lisa) No problem, any friend of Marge is a friend of mine.

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    Lisa (after coming home from getting lost at the theme park - where she drank the water on the boat ride):

    \"Can't talk, comin down.\"

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    don't get me started...

    Homer: \"I've learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead\"
    put good vibes in circulation~let's see who they find

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