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    Default Wookie Jokes

    (culled from the jambase.com forums and tweaked a bit to apply to wooks.....some very funny ones)

    What do you call a cleancut Wookie in a business suit?
    ...the defendant

    What kind of cigarettes does a wookie smoke?
    ...yours.

    How many wookies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    none, wookies screw in tents.

    How can you tell if the guy on your couch is a wookie?
    He's still there

    Whats the difference between a wookie and an onion?
    Nobody cries when they cut up a wookie.

    How do you hide money from a wookie?
    Put it under the soap.

    How do you get a wookie off your front porch?
    Pay for the pizza.

    What do Trey and aquariums have in common?
    they both suck without Phish. (I just had to include this one)



    *****The Blue Zone (may offend?)*****


    How do you know if a wookie has a girlfriend?
    He's got two clean fingers

    Whats the difference between a washing machine and a wookie chick?
    A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three months after you put your load in it..


    Any more???

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    AH, dear god, I needed that today! Thanks for your timing, sir!
    "I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is."
    -Kurt Vonnegut

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    wow...the blue zone. i am so offended man. well, not really. i find humor in the oddest of places and this sir is one of those places.

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    Default Dems funny, that's what thems is.

    Hahahaha

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    dude those are soo funny i think i've told them to at least 5 people the past two days

    thanks bog

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    Ahhh WOOK LOVE!

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    great bump!! I needed those laughs.
    "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

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    LOL! Thanks for sharing. You made my day.

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    In case you missed it --- Wook Wife Swap http://www.megavideo.com/?v=FDOYWW40 (its streaming so you don't have to download) Enjoy!

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    I love Wife Swap!

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