(culled from the jambase.com forums and tweaked a bit to apply to wooks.....some very funny ones)
What do you call a cleancut Wookie in a business suit?
What kind of cigarettes does a wookie smoke?
How many wookies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, wookies screw in tents.
How can you tell if the guy on your couch is a wookie?
He's still there
Whats the difference between a wookie and an onion?
Nobody cries when they cut up a wookie.
How do you hide money from a wookie?
Put it under the soap.
How do you get a wookie off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What do Trey and aquariums have in common?
they both suck without Phish. (I just had to include this one)
*****The Blue Zone (may offend?)*****
How do you know if a wookie has a girlfriend?
He's got two clean fingers
Whats the difference between a washing machine and a wookie chick?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three months after you put your load in it..